Women don’t have to:

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

(via lelilovemusic)

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous and depressed therefore killing themselves and ending humanity

(via lyndraice)

I feel like poop. Me no likey. ):

I feel like someone isn’t being honest with me, or someone is hiding something from me.
Ima get down to the bottom of this shit. >.

problempacifist:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU

(via myfovoritearts)